- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*