- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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