- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

The Blonde walked into a wall.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

haha black people :D

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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