What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

women rights

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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