- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock knock.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Nothing. He made it home safely.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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