- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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