What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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a. why? b. because

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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