- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

kieran is a homosexual

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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