a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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