Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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