- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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