A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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