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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What is better than tissues? Correct!

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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