a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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