A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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