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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Sarah Palin.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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