- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

The cream, it is coming

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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