MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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