- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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