What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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hi mom

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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