What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

So this guy was making a sandwich...

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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