- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What is 9+10? 19

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Obama = ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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