- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Huh?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

roses are red poo is poo

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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