Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Fine, ladies first.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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