At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Camerons hair is Curly..

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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