what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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