How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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