Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Anti Joke

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