- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

womens rights.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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