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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A Chinese man fails a math test

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

There's my tractor.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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