A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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