Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Neither did she.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Sex

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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