Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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