10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why? Because.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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whats black? the colour

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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