How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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hextech crafting too opieop

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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