What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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