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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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