What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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I'm homeless.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Anti Joke

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