What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Justin's life

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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