A woman walks into a bar.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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