4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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