-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Anti Joke

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