How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Anti Joke

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