- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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