- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How high is the sky? True or False

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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