- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. Its open.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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