Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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