- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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