Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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William wright is Gay

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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