- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

you gay?

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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