- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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