- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

It says so on your cap.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Justin Bieber

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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