Knock Knock. Come in.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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