Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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