- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

I love pissing people off :P

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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