why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Yellow People !!

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i found waldo.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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