- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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