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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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