- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A man walks into a bar

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