Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

The holocaust

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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