How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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