Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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