- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Dwight Howard

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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