Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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