- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

knock knock come in !

Title IX

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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