Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Obama = ebola

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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