how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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How about that airline food?

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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