a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Take wrong turns

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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