why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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a black man pays his child support

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Racial Equality

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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