- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Knock knock Go away

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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