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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

kieran is a homosexual

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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