- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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