Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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