- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

i keep getting thumbs down...

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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