- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Once upon a time, The end.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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