- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Women deserve equal rights.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

TRICERATOPS!

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Mogok Papiti.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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