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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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