What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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