- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Gus's mom

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

roses are red violets should be purple

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

knock knock who's there ?

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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