- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Skinny people fart less.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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