- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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