- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the car do? CRASH!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Yellow People !!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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