- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A fat guy!

Chlamydia

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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