Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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