- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Morning wood.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

i hate non minorities!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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