- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

being sober in a bar fight

Pickles are moist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Male leadership.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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