- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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