- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Women's rights

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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