Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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