I used to know what alzheimers was

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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