- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

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