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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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