- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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