- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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