- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Chlamydia

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A fat guy!

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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