- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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