How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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