- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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