- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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