- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

guess what what ...

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

nice tits.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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