Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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