why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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