- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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