The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Albino African Americans

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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