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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Please ignore this statement.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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