How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What is the name of the car? What

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Boxing on Boxing Day

CFL

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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