- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's long and black The unemployment line

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