What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Basically

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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