People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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penis. nuff said.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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TOP KEK

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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