What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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