Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Justin Beiber

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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