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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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