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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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