- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

knock knock i have diarrhea

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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